Oreos, Part 6: The Ultimate Oreo

FROM: Matt
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 12:54:19AM

Does it come in suppository form?

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 8:49:48AM

This is the freakin' Holy Grail.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 9:34:37AM

I just made that picture my wall paper. It will remain until the temptation beats me to death.

FROM: Rob
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 9:37:35AM

You're just begging for a heart attack.

FROM: corey
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 1:24:56PM

heeheee.. that's friggin AWESOME! i guess all those muick sculpture classes came in handy for huyen!

it's oreoporn!

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 1:41:08PM

Oreoporn? Now we're talking. I mean, now we're snackin'.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 3:00:52PM

Corey -- Heheh... I wonder if Muick would have thrown this one out the window?

Oreoporn... I guess I should bring up the new product idea I mentioned to Paul yesterday: Oreolas.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 3:47:18PM

Let me make it clear that "Oreolas" was mentioned in professional conversation, and not in any other capacity.

The Ultimate Oreo? It's not as big as Ryan's head, but it's pretty close!

FROM: Cat
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 6:00:05PM

I'm trying to figure out how the hell you would mention "Oreolas" in a professional capacity.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 8:38:58PM

I waited to see if anyone would catch on to the obvious marketing push that would go on behind the Oreolas:

They come with their own milk!

OK. I'll shut up now.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday May 9, 2001 -- 9:10:23PM

There was a great joke on Son of the Beach last night:

The German lifeguard meets a mermaid who tells him her name is Areola. "Areola", he says, "I love how that feels on my tongue!"

FROM: dave
DATE: Monday May 14, 2001 -- 10:36:26PM

I saw an ad today for Oroes with fudge-flavored creme in the middle. Sacrilege!

FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday May 15, 2001 -- 4:23:28PM

They should make cookies n cream Oreos.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 11:49:13AM

Ryan--Are you going to put up pics of your progress eating the Giant Oreo?

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday May 31, 2001 -- 3:30:13PM

If others would like to see it, sure.

I'm about halfway done. :)

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 9:34:13AM

For Robert, by request.

FROM: Robert
DATE: Friday June 1, 2001 -- 9:35:29AM

Thanks, dude. But, I saw it in person on Monday so the pic is really for other Pingers.

And Wu Tang is for the children.

FROM: Hacinto
DATE: Tuesday November 5, 2002 -- 11:07:43 pm

Thanks a lot. I just got done eating a package of oreos, and wanted to come online to search for nutrional facts for them. When I found and opened you page, I had to run to the bathroom to puke. That's nasty man.

FROM: heeeeheeee!!!!!!!!
DATE: Saturday November 8, 2003 -- 6:00:32 pm

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAh!!!!!!! its o.k.

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday November 9, 2003 -- 2:01:19 pm

The Ultimate Oreo: Still a part of a cholestrol-free diet! Whoooo!!

FROM: Andrea
DATE: Monday April 26, 2004 -- 12:59:17 pm

even though people think i'm crazy i'm in love w/ oreos!!! the ultimate oreo is awesome!!!!!!!!

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday October 5, 2004 -- 11:30:52 am

...im so hungry...im suposed to be in lunch right now. im 'researching' stuff and i come accross this site...

its beautiful

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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 3:20:21 pm

FROM: stan
DATE: Monday May 23, 2005 -- 5:18:24 pm

that is so nasty omg its like smorcrap do you no wat a actual oreo is made out of! but oreo porn is pretty cool