Versus

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday July 19, 2002 -- 10:57:12 am

Any Pauly Shore character VS a meat grinder.

FROM: Chris [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday July 19, 2002 -- 11:54:50 am

How abour Chuckie vs The Muppets

FROM: jk
DATE: Friday July 19, 2002 -- 12:30:53 pm

How about just Abbott vs Elvis Costello?

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday July 19, 2002 -- 3:22:25 pm

How about just Abbott vs Elvis Costello?

Elvis Costello has the power of Oliver's Army behind him, so he's a shoe-in. (Well, not really, but I just thought I'd toss out an EC reference since I know exactly one.)

FROM: Jed
DATE: Friday July 19, 2002 -- 4:35:07 pm

The Incredible Mr. Limpett v. Aqua-Man

FROM: dave
DATE: Friday July 19, 2002 -- 11:15:15 pm

Ash (from Evil Dead) vs. Blade. They're both indestructible.

FROM: Matt
DATE: Saturday July 20, 2002 -- 1:24:30 am

The Noid vs. the Whammy on Press Your Luck.

FROM: Stevie Gee
DATE: Monday July 22, 2002 -- 4:32:19 pm

I'd like to see Gigantor vs. Barney. Gigantor is a 1960's cartoon robot (early Japanes animae). Barney, as we all know, is an insipid TV dinosaur.

My prediction for the fight: big chunks of purple fuzz everywhere.

FROM: Jed
DATE: Monday July 22, 2002 -- 5:07:10 pm

Stevie-

I think you've stumbled onto something awesome: ________ vs. Barney could be a whole category of its own. Here's a few for starters:

Jerry Lewis v. Barney
Ned Flanders v. Barney
Jason v. Barney
Texas Chainsaw Massacre v. Barney
Kung Fu v. Barney
Facts of Life v. Barney
Land of the Lost v. Barney
Barney Rubble v. Barney
Banana Splits v. Barney
Barney Fyfe v. Barney
Barbie v. Barney
Do-Bee v. Barney

God, this is fun. I could go on and on.

FROM: Aaron [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday July 22, 2002 -- 8:58:16 pm

I heard that "Aliens vs. Predator" has been greenlighted. It was almost surreal as one of my housemates and I were joking about it as it's been rumored for so many years, then about 5 minutes later news of its greenlighting appeared on some E-news type blurb on TV.

FROM: David
DATE: Wednesday October 30, 2002 -- 5:11:27 pm

Any horror movie character v. another is great.

Round 1:

Leatherface v. Ghostface from Scream

Jason Voorhies v. Michael Myers

Chucky v. Puppetmaster's puppets

Freddy v. tons of zombies

Round 2:

Leatherface v. Jason Voorhies

Chucky v. Freddy

Finals:

Jason Voorhies v. Freddy

And the winner is...we'll see as soon as this movie is finished.

FROM: ?
DATE: Wednesday December 18, 2002 -- 3:45:24 am

Tellet Tubbies V. Richard Simmons

FROM: meta4
DATE: Thursday January 2, 2003 -- 12:03:50 pm

Johnny 5 vs. The Terminator

FROM: manny
DATE: Monday February 3, 2003 -- 12:18:22 pm

i think that michael myers is the most gangsta killa out there and the best thing to eva hit the big screen would be the 2 greatest at their throats or slashing them atleast michael v.s. jason. if u want a scare check out the halloween series its to DIE 4

FROM: dragonx
DATE: Saturday February 8, 2003 -- 9:30:37 pm

jasonX vs the predator

FROM: Crystal lake
DATE: Friday August 1, 2003 -- 7:52:18 pm

Freddy V Chucky lol Chucky wouldnt last 2 seconds lol. He would never get to do his voodoo on freddy lol. Maybe if he did. Freddy-Chucky would have a chance to beat Jason, but still dought it.

FROM: Crystal lake
DATE: Friday August 1, 2003 -- 7:56:53 pm

It will be an exciting movie. there both gonna wonder why each other isn't dieing. Cause I know during the preview Freddy says why aren't you dieing screaming lol. It will be exciting, I can't wait.

FROM: Crystal lake
DATE: Friday August 1, 2003 -- 7:59:26 pm

Freddy V Michael Myers ?

FROM: Travis
DATE: Sunday August 3, 2003 -- 9:03:12 pm

I think michael Myers should be in freddy vs. Jason. By the way.... JASON ALL THE WAY!!!!!!1

FROM: fatpeeplrok
DATE: Wednesday August 6, 2003 -- 10:21:53 pm

id like to see bride of chucky vs. the queen of the puppet masters.

FROM: rocksbegreatpets
DATE: Wednesday August 6, 2003 -- 10:24:25 pm

im lookin forward to seeing snoop dog vs. clinical rehab

FROM: insaniti
DATE: Thursday August 7, 2003 -- 5:14:21 am

michael myers would kick the hell outta jason and freddy

FROM: lime
DATE: Thursday August 14, 2003 -- 11:19:36 am

micheal would not send a chance against jason,but i would like to see mike pops out of no where in freedy vs jason and fight them both at the end,but before mike pops out u begin to here his theme song that will be hot

FROM: Andy
DATE: Friday August 15, 2003 -- 6:51:27 am

Robocop Vs The Terminator? Hey, they made it into a game, why not a film?

Indiana Jones Vs Lara Croft would be good too. Indy would kill loads of Nazi's and probably bone Lara at the end too. He's the James Bond of adventurers.

Evil Dead's Ash Vs the Thing. In the film they set fire to it, shot holes out of it and blew it up with dynamite, but no one had chance to chainsaw it to death.

The Crow Vs Spawn. Two gothic characters that are nigh on indestructible and would be perfect for blowing holes out of each other with no damage.

And although their not film characters, Homer Simpson V's Family Guy's Peter Griffin. BATTLE OF THE TITANS!!

BTW Jason will rule ass!

FROM: slayer
DATE: Wednesday August 20, 2003 -- 8:15:19 pm

jason vs the mangler
shocker vs freddy
jason and freddy
vs
michael and leatherface

FROM: stephen travis [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:04:44 pm

Freddy vs Jason vs Michael vs Ash (from evil dead) vs blade vs leather face vs Hulk vs ghost rider vs chucky vs a whole town full of zombis vs Spawn vs Robocop Vs The Terminator vs The Crow vs pinhead vs Indiana Jones Vs Lara Croft vs James Bond BATTLE OF THE TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM: evil vs evil [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:08:25 pm

wow that would be bloody but pin head would win

FROM: evil vs evil
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:09:17 pm

what do u think about it slayer?

FROM: ilikepie
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:11:17 pm

Freddy vs Jason vs Michael vs Ash (from evil dead) vs blade vs leather face vs Hulk vs ghost rider vs chucky vs a whole town full of zombis vs Spawn vs Robocop Vs The Terminator vs The Crow vs pinhead vs Indiana Jones Vs Lara Croft vs James bond vs god vs Satan vs ghost face vs nemesis vs tryant would be even better

FROM: you_suck_balls
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:13:04 pm

U GUYS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!

FROM: i_like_girls
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:16:18 pm

yo i a gree with andy Homer Simpson V's Family Guy's Peter Griffin would be a good fight

FROM: you_suck_balls
DATE: Monday August 25, 2003 -- 4:22:32 pm

how about pussy vs cock

FROM: He-Man
DATE: Tuesday August 26, 2003 -- 9:13:41 am

i think barney vs Jar Jar binks would be funny

FROM: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DATE: Tuesday August 26, 2003 -- 9:18:53 am

Terminator vs Jason Voorhees will be a movie ill pat to see

FROM: Alex Summers
DATE: Sunday September 7, 2003 -- 12:46:52 am

How about mike myers, jason, freddy, and leatherface. Who do u think would won outta the 4

FROM: clint [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday September 8, 2003 -- 9:22:36 am

michael is supreme. no one stands a chance

FROM: totle
DATE: Monday September 22, 2003 -- 3:02:54 am

how about jason vs. philippines scare crow? that would be great

FROM: dipshit fuck u
DATE: Thursday September 25, 2003 -- 9:05:26 am

bullshit michael sucks ass bitch

FROM: killa cash
DATE: Wednesday October 1, 2003 -- 1:05:19 am

michael will gets his ass beat chucky, leatherface, the crow, pinhead, goastface, ash (from evil pokemon),will get there ass beat, freddy got his ass. NO one can beat JASON he's the uncrowned king. NO one stands a chance.

FROM: you are a gay mofo
DATE: Wednesday October 1, 2003 -- 4:49:46 pm

dude jason and michael r the best

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Wednesday October 1, 2003 -- 5:06:10 pm

Man, these little weenies aren't even "fanboys." They're like... "fan fetuses"...

FROM: the one they call
DATE: Friday October 3, 2003 -- 3:17:44 pm

ryan your a dumb ass who likes to lick and eat dicks and like to watch gay horror movies like scream and i know what u did last summer

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday October 3, 2003 -- 6:56:50 pm

Listen, son, you don't want to spar with me on the topic of horror. I'll gut you like the turtle in Cannibal Holocaust or eat your baby like the Penangalaan in Mystics from Bali.

(Yea! A flame-war ended with a single response!)

FROM: ??????????
DATE: Sunday October 5, 2003 -- 12:58:55 am

the both of you got way to much time on your hand.......go get some pussy!!!

FROM: He-Man
DATE: Tuesday October 7, 2003 -- 5:07:05 pm

ok heres a list of good fights

Freddy vs leather face = freddy

Jason vs pumpkin head = jason

Freddy vs chucky = freddy

jason vs michael myers = jason

freddy vs ash (from evil dead) = freddy

jason vs ghost face = jason

freddy vs candy man = freddy

jason vs a whole town full of zombis = jason

Finals:

Freddy vs Jason = we will know soon when part 2 comes out

FROM: ??????
DATE: Friday October 10, 2003 -- 1:28:03 am

yo whos carrying whos head around.
JASON is the all mighty champ........BITCH.

FROM:
DATE: Friday October 24, 2003 -- 7:19:11 pm

michealvsjason

FROM: hujag
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:10:56 pm

how about some ghost recon guys verses barney.Hwo do you think will win!think about it people.

FROM: Poeple stink when hey eat raw garlic
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:16:07 pm

barney vs. the rock from scorpion king.Hey,all your ideas are great.this is just a suggestion!!!

FROM: Ermon Von Vermon
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:19:18 pm

How about a gundam verses barney?

FROM: Eat a yummy Weinersnitzel.
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:20:59 pm

Gundam heavyarms costume is a good one!

FROM: jujag
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:23:09 pm

A pile of horse !@#$^&. vs. Jason

FROM: juja-dog
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:26:58 pm

the pile of horse !@#$^& would win!
Beat the living crapoutof jason.Make him one of your own

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday October 27, 2003 -- 4:44:40 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure dumb ass mode is called for at this point.