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June 20th, 2003

Hand Washing

It’s time to come clean, Pingers.

When I was at Comiske… er, U.S. Cellular Field last week, I visited the fine restrooms on a few occasions. The biggest thing I noticed was that, simply put, almost no man washed his hands after using the bathroom. Only a few who were in stalls did so.

Now, this didn’t surprise me that much – but it was something to see so many non-washers in one place. It made me think twice about touching the door on the way out, so I dropkicked it open. Worked perfectly.

It makes me wonder, though, what the hand-washing habits are of our Pingers. Me? I always, always wash my hands no matter what. Especially if foam soap is available.

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