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April 2nd, 2007

Pardon My Whooping Your Ass

Overheard this past weekend at a restaurant, from the table behind me.

Young girl: “Daddy, I saw Melissa taking a shower and she wasn’t using any soap!”
Melissa, also a young girl: (gasp)
Daddy: “Melissa, is that true?”
Melissa: “Yes, daddy. I just used the water and that made me clean.”
Daddy: “I don’t want you to ever do that again.”
Melissa: “Yes, daddy.”
Daddy: “If I catch you doing that, I’ll whoop your ass.”

(pause)

Daddy: “…Pardon my French.”

As if that line made it all better.

Posted in Everyday Life

Paul April 1, 2008, 2:45 pm

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