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Three Places I Won't Pee


If I need to go, I need to go. But there are three places I'll try to avoid going.


  1. The train. Not just any train, but my train that I take to and from work. It has a bare-bones bathroom which is nice, but the problem is that there's no running water and no soap! There is a dispenser with hand moisturizer but, really, you're gonna need a lot more than that.

  2. Target. I love Target as a rule but also as a rule, their bathrooms are terrible. Dirty, stinky, messy, icky, and other adjectives that end in "y".

  3. Porta-potties. Almost the same reason as #1. No hand-washing facilities, dirty, smelly... just awful.


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From: Cat (URL)
Date: 02.04.2008 12:53

Three places I won't pee:

1. Outdoors with no cover.

2. Side of a building.

3. Your front yard.

From: Dave Walls (URL)
Date: 02.05.2008 03:17

The title of this Ping should be "Three places I won't poop". I have a tiny little thing of hand sanitizer in my car, so if I need to go somewhere a little dirty.

Besides, isn't that one of the better things about being a guy? Not having to sit down to pee? Sorry ladies, not to brag, but it's always nice to be in and out of a bathroom in 90 seconds, hand washing included.

One day, we need a Ping where the men discuss the oddest places they've peed at, in an "emergency". I can hear women saying "Oh my..." already.

From: Merle (URL)
Date: 02.08.2008 15:33

Some Targets are better than others. I won't even go into Target stores in dense urban areas, but in the far suburbs they can be quite nice, both clean and well-stocked.

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