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March 21st, 2008

A Challenge for News and Cable Television Producers

I offer an open challenge to anyone that produces cable television shows about dinosaurs or local/national news stories about said subject:

Don’t once allude to, or show a clip from, Jurassic Park.

It’s like The Saltine Challenge or The Cinnamon Challenge — it can’t be done except in the most rare of instances, by certified lunatics professionals.

Posted in Television, Movies, and Music

Dave Walls March 22, 2008, 5:45 am

I’ll simply be happy when I don’t hear a story about Britney, Lohan, or Paris in a single day.

…that should happen in about 2011.

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