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October 29th, 2010

A simile that can die now

Hey, folks. Next time you tell someone that you “didn’t want to look, but just had to,” you no longer need to append the phrase, “like a car wreck/car crash.” We know what you mean. In fact, if you do add that extra phrase (that is used so often it grates on my nerves), just know that a cute baby animal dies somewhere because of you.

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