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November 25th, 2010


I like to see justice served.

Like, today, when I was in the passing lane and a pick-up truck came barreling down behind me, flashing his lights at me. I moved over when I could and he sped past me, missing rear-ending me by inches. I flipped him the bird and wished him and his family painful deaths.

While I won’t be there to witness said pain, I was happy to see less than two minutes later, a cop coming in the opposite direction, slamming on his brakes and changing course to pull the pick-up truck over. I hi-fived the wife as we drove by the guy getting his well-deserved ticket.

I hope it read, “Cited for speeding… AND BEING AN ARSE.”

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