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November 6th, 2012

I’m voting for my dog

All right, folks. Even though we didn’t have Political Bumpers to get us through the 18-year-long election cycle this year it’s all come down to this: the vote. Who will win? Obama or Romney? A robot? My dog?

Hm. Come to think of it, President Wally would be a pretty great addition to the Oval Office. He’s tough on security. He knows nothing about budgets (many politicians don’t either). He licks things. He could easily work with Bo Obama on a transition plan.

Don’t blame me – I voted for Wally.

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