The World's Best Toilet Seat

Folks, I think I might have found potty nirvana.

Last month, the Travel Channel broadcast a special called "World's Best Bathrooms". It was a really fun and interesting look at... oh, forget it. They went around the world and found the ten best potties. The best women's bathroom was in Chicago, and had a full bar with entertainment (singing!) inside. The best toilet, though, was believed to be in a Soho massage center.

The toilet did it all. It cleaned your bottom, dried your bottom, could even massage it - and, yes, all this upon a heated seat. The upshot is that the toilet wasn't ridiculously expensive: $1200 for all that luxury. While it's not something I'm apt to pick up at Menard's, it's not bad.

I struggled to find information about this toilet online, but I happened to find the next best thing - the world's best toilet seat which appears to have all the major functions of the world's best toilet! It has the bidet and cleaning functions of the toilet, and a remote control - all for the low, low price of $749.95.

I don't know about you, but I'm tempted. Imagine - never having to use toilet paper ever again. Having a clean, dry tush every time. The only downside is that, unlike the world's best toilet, the InfiMist seat doesn't have a deodorizing option. I guess a little Glade can take care of that. -pm