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February 10th, 2002

The World’s Best Toilet Seat

Folks, I think I might have found potty nirvana.

Last month, the Travel Channel broadcast a special called “World’s Best Bathrooms”. It was a really fun and interesting look at… oh, forget it. They went around the world and found the ten best potties. The best women’s bathroom was in Chicago, and had a full bar with entertainment (singing!) inside. The best toilet, though, was believed to be in a Soho massage center.

The toilet did it all. It cleaned your bottom, dried your bottom, could even massage it – and, yes, all this upon a heated seat. The upshot is that the toilet wasn’t ridiculously expensive: $1200 for all that luxury. While it’s not something I’m apt to pick up at Menard’s, it’s not bad.

I struggled to find information about this toilet online, but I happened to find the next best thing – the world’s best toilet seat which appears to have all the major functions of the world’s best toilet! It has the bidet and cleaning functions of the toilet, and a remote control – all for the low, low price of $749.95.

I don’t know about you, but I’m tempted. Imagine – never having to use toilet paper ever again. Having a clean, dry tush every time. The only downside is that, unlike the world’s best toilet, the InfiMist seat doesn’t have a deodorizing option. I guess a little Glade can take care of that. -pm

Posted in Toilets

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Sunday February 10, 2002 -- 1:33:16 pm
If I had a toilet like that, I'm afraid I'd have to quit my job and spend my day in the bathroom.



FROM: fresh
DATE: Sunday February 10, 2002 -- 6:58:40 pm
i quit my job the other day cuz i had to pinch a loaf the size of a small cat.



FROM: Jimbo!
DATE: Thursday January 30, 2003 -- 2:45:53 pm
Wow! Will it do a load of dishes? can I send it flowers. Hmm What elese will it do?



FROM: rigan
DATE: Friday August 1, 2003 -- 10:58:58 pm
wowww...if i had toilet like that, i will ..hmmmm



MomNLoveNit January 11, 2009, 3:47 am

Oh, my…can’t stop laughing at the comments but after thinking about it, this seat might be the one for our family. My son still yells to have somebody ‘wipe his butt’ after he goes. Now, for only $749.95, I can simplify my life!!! Yippeeeee, thanks for the info.

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