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February 21st, 2006

What should I do?

So there’s this Dartmouth graduate that signed up for Classmates.com with an e-mail address at one of my domains by accident. Since that domain has catch-all addresses turned on, I’ve gotten all of his Classmates e-mail. This means I could request his password and go in and have some fun with his account.

Of course, I’d never do that. But if I were to give into evil, what types of things should I change in his profile? I’m thinking one could have a lot of fun with the “current career” section of his profile (“Now working as a prostitute”), or the open-ended questions about school history (“Boy did I boink the heck out of our 80-year-old phys ed teacher!”). I’m looking for classy suggestions, like those.

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