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February 9th, 2013

Hitler’s toilet… and MORE!

Tell me this lede doesn’t intrigue you to read the rest of the story:

It’s a question that’s plagued historians for ages: What has become of Hitler’s toilet? Well, the world need wonder no more: The personal commode of the 20th century’s most hated dictator is inside Greg’s Automotive Repair in Florence, New Jersey, in perfect working condition but desperately in need of a cleaning.

Further down in the same article, you can learn how to handle your gun (UNTIL SOCIALIST OBAMA HITLER TAKES THEM ALL AWAY!) when in the men’s room.

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