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February 7th, 2013

Exactly what you’d expect

Yesterday I had to make a visit to our local Senior Center and on my way in I saw a pleasant looking, grandmotherly-type woman coming out. I smiled and said hello to her and she scowled at me, “Where’s your coat? And your hat? And your gloves?” I tried to explain, feeling guilty, that I was dressed in several layers and she just dismissed me with a disapproving look.

Next time I go there, I’m wearing my coat.

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