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June 14th, 2010

Life’s too short for…

Just last week I was subjecting myself to office coffee, but after just a couple of sips I realized I didn’t like it. At all.

Now, complaining about office coffee is cliché, I know, but it’s also totally valid when the coffee is bad. And ours is bad. I’m sorry. It always has been, always will be, and yet I will occasionally come back to it and try it and hate it.

But I finally had enough. My declaration was, simply, “Life’s too short for crappy coffee.” I hold this to be true. Is there anything that you won’t compromise on?

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