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August 3rd, 2003

Another Absence of Ping


I was away last night into today, and so was Ryan. I came home to find a message from Ping World Headquarters. “Paul! Paul!”, it said, “You won’t believe this! I wrote the best Ping ever: it included toilets, Oreos, poo, Gwen Stefani, and Gavin Rossdale! But then, my dog ate it.”

As it turns out, Ryan doesn’t have a dog. But his Ping was eaten and I didn’t learn of it until late in the day so, sorry pals.

Posted in Just Plain Odd

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