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August 3rd, 2003

Another Absence of Ping


I was away last night into today, and so was Ryan. I came home to find a message from Ping World Headquarters. “Paul! Paul!”, it said, “You won’t believe this! I wrote the best Ping ever: it included toilets, Oreos, poo, Gwen Stefani, and Gavin Rossdale! But then, my dog ate it.”

As it turns out, Ryan doesn’t have a dog. But his Ping was eaten and I didn’t learn of it until late in the day so, sorry pals.

Posted in Just Plain Odd

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday August 3, 2003 -- 5:05:15 pm
Oh well, I'm still leaving a comment:

Ice cream is rad.

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Sunday August 3, 2003 -- 9:33:20 pm
It's all good..I was napping on my Chillow, and didn't even notice till now. We all deserve a day off.

FROM: jk
DATE: Sunday August 3, 2003 -- 11:06:38 pm
Is it true that Gavin is leaving Gwen because he realized he loves ME!!??

FROM: Kate
DATE: Monday August 4, 2003 -- 1:15:49 am
Ooh, good way to start a topic about how things get left undone when life is hectic.

FROM: BobbyDigital
DATE: Tuesday August 5, 2003 -- 12:42:13 am
I've wasted several years of my life doin' stupid things.. now that I'm on the straight and narrow.. life seems more hectic and out of control.

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