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March 4th, 2000

You asked Jeeves what?

Thanks to this glorious page, you can see what people are asking Jeeves. Recent selections:

"Am I in love?"
"Where is the fun web site The Love Test?"
"Where can I learn about the Civil War topic letters of the Civil War?"
"Where can I find the JVC web site?"
"Where can I see pictures of bathing suits?"
"What does the term bareback mean in the queer community?"
"Where can I find breast size before and after for Pamela Anderson?"
"How much are my baseball cards worth?"
"How can I be the first to make contact?"
"How can I locate a hotel through Best in the World?"
"Isn’t the Daily Ping wonderful?"

Well, okay, I made the last one up. -pm

Posted in Technology

FROM: Robert
DATE: Saturday March 4, 2000 -- 10:16:01PM
Jeeves reported to me the following answers:

"Am I in love?" No.
"Where is the fun web site The Love Test?" It's on the Internet.
"Where can I learn about the Civil War topic letters of the Civil War?" Duh, a library?
"Where can I find the JVC web site?" Somewhere in the darkest depths of Hell.
"Where can I see pictures of bathing suits?" In all my pictures of your mom.
"What does the term bareback mean in the queer community?" Anal sex sans condom (I hope my knowing this doesn't mislead anyone...please?!)
"Where can I find breast size before and after for Pamela Anderson?" I'll check my diaries.
"How much are my baseball cards worth?" In reality or in the fantasy world of 14 year-olds?
"How can I be the first to make contact?" First you must tell me what the hell that means.
"How can I locate a hotel through Best in the World?" You need to learn my system of darts and phone books.
"Isn't the Daily Ping wonderful?" It must be because I just spent at least ten minutes posting this idiocy!



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:13:20 pm



FROM: Bruce Rump
DATE: Sunday January 15, 2006 -- 8:15:18 am
GAY POOFTA!



FROM: Shortie
DATE: Wednesday March 8, 2006 -- 6:25:27 pm
I would like to know what is the law against having camera's in breakroom and by or between bathrooms? Because my job has now put camera's in our breakroom and not in the bathrooms but between them before you enter into them.

Please let me know about this.



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