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November 9th, 2000

Mr. Ping

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FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 9:28:45AM
I would ask him if the clam strips at HoJo's are really all that great, or is Matt just insane?



FROM: DJ Q
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 12:32:50PM
Is it true that all people who eat clam strips from HoJo's die a slow yet painful death?



FROM: DJ Q
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 12:33:37PM
Do you ever wonder if Jimmy Dean's nickname was James Dean?



FROM: DJ Q
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 12:35:09PM
Were those magic eye pictures real? Or was the entire world in on a conspiracy to make me feel like a loser b/c I couldn't see them?



FROM: DJ Q
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 12:36:26PM
Why was Fred Flintstone so stingy? Barney lived next door to him for like a million years...why couldn't Fred just give the man a bowl of cereal???



FROM: DJ Q
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 12:39:02PM
How come Bill was a doctor with a private practice and Claire was a partner in a law firm and yet they were ALWAYS home???



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 1:12:47PM
It *would* have been OK to put all those in one message. ;)



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 2:55:13PM
Unless I'm not remembering correctly, Barney was always trying to take the bowl of cereal Fred had prepared for himself. This would mean that his anger was the result of territoriality rather than stinginess. So there!



FROM: DJ Q
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 5:46:37PM
True dat Robert...



FROM: Matt
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 7:21:59PM
I would like to say that the clamstrips are to die for at HoJo's. I agree with Robert about the fruity pebbles territorial issue.

Finally I would ask Mr Ping: Where's the Blue Food?



FROM: Robert
DATE: Thursday November 9, 2000 -- 10:14:47PM
Matt--How could I forget the Eternal Question?



FROM: dave
DATE: Friday November 10, 2000 -- -5:25:10PM
O great Mr. Ping...When will the Wildebeast dynasty be reborn?



FROM: none
DATE: Sunday April 22, 2001 -- 4:44:14AM
none



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:56:27 pm



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