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July 27th, 2003

The Greatest Thing Ever

My wife now knows what to buy me, for the perfect gift for all occasion exists and is available for purchase online. I praise God that she found out about this wonderful product.

What gift could be so perfect that no other gift need ever be given? Why, the Chillow of course!

If you’re like me and constantly flipping your pillow looking for the cold spot, even during the winter, than it appears the CHillow is the answer to our prayers. It’s non-electric and requires on 20 seconds of maintenance per month. Your pillow is constantly cool, no flipping required.

I’m serious: I can’t wait to try a Chillow. Manufacturers of Chillow, if you’re listening, I’d be more than happy to try your product and review it.

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