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May 15th, 2002

Spreadable Onion

I had a brilliant idea when I woke up this morning: Spreadable Onion.

How many times have you been making a sandwich, but you’re tight on time? You’d love to have a couple of slices of onion, but just don’t have the time to get out the onion and cut it yourself. Well, with Spreadable Onion (SpOnion, for short), you could have the taste of freshly cut onion with the convenience of a spread! No more crying tears — just squeeze and spread.

Who’s behind me on this one? Anyone willing to kick in some VC?

Posted in Food and Beverage

Ryan May 16, 2008, 3:32 am

I’m sad that my idea, in its original form, still hasn’t come to fruition. The roasted garlic and onion jam is close, though.

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