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March 9th, 2003

Old Fezziwig’s Kidney Stone

Some of you long-time Pingers may remember one of the Ping’s old school members, Old Fezziwig. He hasn’t been around in a while, and I think I’ve found out why.

Poor fella. The kidney stone was working its way through his system and by February 28th, it was in his bladder, ready to find its way out. Unfortuantely, no updates have been made to his site since, so the only thing I can assume is that the kidney stone tore through the remainder of his system, rendering him a vegetable confined to a Stephen Hawking wheelchair for the remainder of his years.

Sorry, old fella. But don’t worry, we’ll always remember you.

Posted in Just Plain Odd

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