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April 30th, 2003

Credit Card Bathroom Reader

Pingers, correct me if I’m wrong on this. Sometimes, when you get into the bathroom, you want to read something… but you might be in a situation in which you simply can’t carry a book or magazine in with you. What are you going to do? You certainly need to be entertained! Now!

That’s why I came up with my latest sure-fire red hot invention: a credit card-sized bathroom reader. This way, it not only fits in your wallet, purse, or pocket, but it’s always at-the-ready. And just think: novels like War and Peace would only be about 2 feet thick!

So it might not be best for novels. But it wouldn’t be bad for shorter things, like printed Pings.

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