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May 9th, 2003


The winner of the “Absolutely Obnoxious and Pointless Web Site Award” for today is No, it has nothing to do with fecal matter or toilet humor, though it’s probably not safe for work. It also seems to only be accessible with IE. But go ahead and visit it. You’ll be glad you did. Well, probably not, but there are lots of bright colors!

(I hope you’re proud of me for bringing the Ping back down to a 12-year-old level. It took some effort.)

Posted in Just Plain Odd

FROM: towinlovinit
DATE: Friday May 9, 2003 -- 1:50:40 am
That site wasn't worth the effort to even visit. How do you find this stuff? I could find better in my closet! NOw if I can find my way out of this closet......

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Friday May 9, 2003 -- 8:52:24 am
I do the best I can to find the most quality entertainment to pass along to our loyal readers.

FROM: Greg
DATE: Friday May 9, 2003 -- 9:25:19 am
That site was great...
for me to poop on!

FROM: Mike [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday May 9, 2003 -- 1:15:06 pm
You forgot to add fle before typing .com. Talk about pointless.

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday May 9, 2003 -- 2:07:20 pm
I cant exactly figure out how to change your name..My name there simply comes up as "Poo"...Interesting concept, but looking at that page for more than 10 seconds makes me go blind..

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday May 9, 2003 -- 2:08:40 pm
ALthough, I gotta admit, the comment I just saw related a lot to yesterday's "Plain" ping, and did make me laugh on a 6th grade level:

ADVICE: never order mayo on a hamburger. you never know when you'll get MAN JUICE instead

FROM: towinlovinit
DATE: Saturday May 10, 2003 -- 1:37:40 pm
Man juice! GROSS !!!!!!!

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Saturday May 10, 2003 -- 2:00:38 pm
It was one of only three readable things I've seen on that site yet.

I freely admit I've been's like watching 12 year olds drive cars: Sure, they think it's fun, but the rest of us know there's gonna be a crash.

FROM: charles
DATE: Thursday September 16, 2004 -- 11:23:47 am
Poo.........need i say more?

FROM: Sammy Reed
DATE: Friday September 17, 2004 -- 12:23:51 am
Thankfully, that site seems to be out of order now!

FROM: Dave Walls [E-Mail]
DATE: Friday September 17, 2004 -- 8:21:10 am
Yep, Poo went Poof not too long after this ping went up.

FROM: Moo the great cow
DATE: Saturday March 19, 2005 -- 7:05:00 am
mooooo the spazticated moo ! this is the time that i shall say that i like to piss on ure mum and remind her that i left 20 under the sofa

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