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February 7th, 2006

It’s Magically Warm

I’m not ashamed to admit I searched Amazon for a heated toilet seat recently. But I’m kind of confused by the sole useful search result, for something called “Magically Warm Toilet Seat Cover”.

It’s really called ComfySeat, and I think the product description is worth your time. To whet your appetite, the installation instructions:

Remove the four stickers from the bottom of the ComfySeat. Place the ComfySeat on the toilet seat. Done

The official site for ComfySeat is enjoyable. “Your bottom never cold”. “For people who has everything”. And it’s only 10 bucks. And, well, this testimonial is great:

My husband bought me a comfy seat last year after listening to me complain about cold toilet seats. It is by far the best present I have ever received from anyone! Now every time I sit down I thank him over and over again.

I don’t know about you, but it would be great to be thanked every time my wife sits down. “You’re welcome!”

Posted in Toilets

FROM: mel
DATE: Tuesday February 7, 2006 -- 10:51:43 am
"One for you, one for your friend, and one for the dame"

How can you pass up marketing like that?!

FROM: mel
DATE: Tuesday February 7, 2006 -- 10:55:51 am
Oh, wait, then there's this:

"How about a child toilet seat?"

"We do believe it will help children to do the party training more effectively"

Brilliant. Toilet party!

FROM: Rob [E-Mail]
DATE: Tuesday February 7, 2006 -- 12:01:49 pm
And it comes in hot pink, too! I'm sold!

FROM: Steve A.
DATE: Wednesday February 8, 2006 -- 7:54:46 am
I used to have a wooden toilet seat at one of my houses in Scotland. I liked it so much I've got one here. They're plenty warm on the heinie.


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