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February 14th, 2007

Valentine’s Day Haiku VI

Dewdrops are fleeting.
My love for my wife is not.
Still, I bathe – that’s love.

Posted in Haiku

Steve A February 14, 2007, 12:06 pm

Water to the house,
Is as scarce as summer’s sun.
We smell together.

Burst pipes. The good news is that the weather TODAY is condusive to repairs.

Happy Valentine’s Day and ciao,

COD February 14, 2007, 2:06 pm

DC under ice
Romantic couples stuck home
Baby boom in fall

DC is frozen
Global warming I think not
My wife is still hot

Valentine’s Day steaks
not worth the big bucks I paid
glad it was a gift

I’ll stop now.

Ryan February 14, 2007, 4:12 pm

What’s the deal with you and Valentine’s and bathing?

Paul February 14, 2007, 4:51 pm

“What’s the deal with you and Valentine’s and bathing?”

Gotta do it sometime.

Jeani February 14, 2007, 5:04 pm

And I appreciate it! 🙂

Ryan February 14, 2007, 6:08 pm

My previous comment should have had this link:

http://dailyping.com/archive/2002/02/14/

COD February 14, 2007, 7:34 pm

I’m not sure which is scarier. That Paul has written two Valentine haikus about bathing, or that Ryan remembered the first one from 5 years ago.

jk February 14, 2007, 8:43 pm

Garage door frozen.
Snow then sleet then snow again.
Hurt back lifting shelves.

Steve A February 14, 2007, 9:11 pm

Still no plumber boy.
Repaired ailing sump pump. YES!
Cellar pool is gone.

Ciao,

Steve A February 14, 2007, 11:53 pm

Little Plumber Boy
Did his job and life is good.
We are fresh and clean.

YEAH!

Ciao,

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