I was originally thinking that our girl’s first birthday party would be farm-themed, but I think instead I want to follow the lead of this New York family, whose 3-year-old daughter spotted a corpse floating in a river during her party. Corpse Parties — they’ll be all the rage among soccer moms a year from now, mark my words.
What also blows my mind is that these parents spent $1500 for their kid’s party, which involved a “round-trip jaunt around the Statue of Liberty for about 40 guests, including at least 15 youngsters.” Please, God, tell me I won’t be spending $1500 every year for the foreseeable future on birthday parties. Seriously, the corpse in the river would be the least of my worries.
The good thing, I guess, is that they didn’t have to pay for the corpse. Corpses come free with any visit to the Hudson River.
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