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August 11th, 2007


I apologize for being so incredibly late with today’s Ping. I was busy battling off alligators that were trying to eat me alive. As soon as I got away from the alligators, I had to fend off the sharks. And then I get out of the water and there’s Bill O’Reilly and his pals, ordering for me to eaten alive by piranhas because they thought I was Mexican!

It was a rough day.

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