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November 7th, 2007

Writer’s Strike: Day 1

Since The Daily Ping employs a large staff of writers, we are hit particularly hard by the current writers strike. We tried to pay our writers out of our own salaries, a la Jon Stewart, but we ran out of money in a couple of days. Please forgive us while we employ some scab writers that we’ve hired based on their Livejournals.

Life is sad. Life is dull. I don’t think any of the kids at school like me. I sit in the corner of the cafeteria, writing poetry and painting my nails black.

Sigh. I think I’ll go listen to some screamo and join this community.

Posted in Just Plain Odd

jk November 7, 2007, 5:41 pm

Get a grip!

Steve A November 8, 2007, 1:11 am

I hate unions. Let ’em starve and bring on the scabs! My miserable 2ยข.


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