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August 1st, 2008

So You Think You Can Judge

(Oh man, did I actually forget to post my Ping? Yikes! Don’t tell anyone!)

You know why I hate So You Think You Can Dance? Besides the horrible, horrible name? The judges. I’ve watched all of about five mintues of the show, but that was enough to determine the judges have a combined IQ of 3 and shouldn’t be allowed to speak in public. Even David Hasselhoff is a better judge (OH SNAP!).

That is all.

Posted in Pop Culture, Television, Movies, and Music

Dave Walls August 3, 2008, 3:11 am

The guest judges are usually pretty good, but I cannot stand Mary Murphy. (The loud mouthed-horse faced-fake tanned monster in the middle).

Her gimmick? Screaming, and telling dancers they are on the “hot tamale train”. What insightful commentary.

jk August 3, 2008, 5:59 pm

I was obsessed with this show the previous two seasons, but after they voted off Kourtni, I lost interest. Ask my VCR.

I did find Toni Basil to be frightening and interesting as a guest judge. She KNOWS dance, having choreographed for many great musicians’ tours. The thing that scared me was that she looked exactly like she did in 1982. Holy Botox.

Ryan August 3, 2008, 7:48 pm

jk — Wow… you have a VCR?

jk August 3, 2008, 9:11 pm

Yes! And dial-up. And a house I can’t afford :o). It’s allll connected.

Dave Walls August 5, 2008, 6:39 am

Of course jk has a’s just finding new Betamax tapes that is a pain. 🙂

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