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August 31st, 2009

Jerky to get you amped

Add this food to the list of “Foods Ryan Will Never Consume”:

Perky Jerky, beef jerky with added caffeine. And, yes, even if they do come out with their rumored veggie “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Perky Jerky” (really, that’s what they’re going to call it), I doubt I’ll be trying it. But, if you’re a jerky fan and want twice the amount of caffeine that you’d find in a Red Bull, perhaps this would be to your liking.

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