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January 26th, 2010

Office Tissues: Why Do They Suck?

Every single office I’ve ever worked in, ever, has had inferior tissues.

We’re talking 2-ply if you’re lucky, thin as can be, rough as sandpaper stuff here. Why is this? I know that money is tight and all. But don’t you want to give your employees something nice?

I’d like to add that the current tissues I have at work are called Heavenly Soft. This is a lie.

Posted in Everyday Life

Dave Walls January 27, 2010, 3:37 pm

I swear you read my mind from 5 minutes ago – I’m sitting here with a nasty head cold, blowing my nose on what feels like sandpaper. My nose is raw, and it’s only 10:30a.

I’d go to the bathroom and raid that, but that stuff is so thin…well, no analogies really needed there.

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