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December 7th, 2010

Today’s sign of the apocalypse

Not only does it exist, it’s advertised on television as a patriotic gift for Christmas:

Chia Obama.

Never mind that it doesn’t look the least bit like him (well, aside from the green hair), it’s part of a series. Also available: Chia Lincoln and Chia Washington. I wish I was kidding.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go drink my chia seed smoothie. It’s Obamalicious.

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