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December 12th, 2010

Our Refund Policy

You might have heard the recent brouhaha over Steve Martin’s appearance at New York’s 92nd Street Y. His interview was ultimately deemed “boring” to the point that refunds were issued, incredibly.

I’d like to take this time to point out that here at The Daily Ping, we have no refund policy. All sales are final and pageviews can not be returned at any time. Should you be dissatisfied with your viewing of a Ping, we invite you to send us mail. Our mailing address is Route 12, King Side Road.

Thanks for being a loyal Ping customer.

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