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May 13th, 2011

Poor Mark Zuckerberg

Why poor Mark Zuckerberg? Because he’s been kicked off of Facebook.

No, not the founder of Facebook, of course. But another guy who has the same name. After four months of trying to prove that really is his name, Zuckerberg decided to break out the big guns: a threatening legal letter (see, he’s a lawyer).

But, alas, he’s been booted, even after eventually having made it on. Poor guy. His Farmville animals are going to perish!

In similar news, we’re still holding our breath, hoping not to be sued by this guy.

Posted in In the News

Paul May 14, 2011, 6:50 am

I don’t think we have anything to worry about. I hope.

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