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December 28th, 2011

Texting While Peeing

A while ago a rather clever Windows Phone commercial showed a man using his phone while peeing into a urinal. And when I saw that I thought, “Well, certainly no one would actually do that!” Oh, but i was wrong.

I stepped into a bathroom yesterday and saw a fellow standing at a urinal. I walked over to the sink first and suddenly heard a familiar tap-tap-tap sound. I looked in the mirror and sure enough, the guy at the urinal was texting with one hand. His other hand wasn’t doing anything insofar as I could tell.

I mean, people using phones while pooping… okay, I can’t see it and hopefully can’t hear it, but it’s still weird. But at the urinal? We’re crossing lines here, people.

Posted in Everyday Life, Get Off My Lawn, Just Plain Odd

Ryan December 28, 2011, 12:30 pm

Oh my.

Ten to one odds that he didn’t wash his hands, either.

Greg January 4, 2012, 2:29 pm

I will now think twice before asking to use or handle someone else’s phone.

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