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March 20th, 2012

Too little TP

Ryan mentioned last week that the bidet-free state of New Jersey was facing a shortage of TP. Truly, a crisis that deserves a -gate suffix. Toilet Papergate. Poopgate. Poopygate? Poopygate.

Someone at some point had to look at their TP supply and say, “My oh my! We’re almost out of this rough and uncomfortable stuff!” before the alarm bells were sounded. My question to you is, when do you consider your own TP level to be too low? When is it time to refill?

For me, it’s 3 rolls. If I’ve got 3 I’m good for a little while yet, but that’s the first big warning.

And by the way, I’m down to 2 right now.

Posted in Everyday Life, Toilets

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