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March 26th, 2012

Pork Chop Pants

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone putting a pork chop in their pants. And it’s not code.

When officers stopped the 46-year-old Chicago man to question him they noticed he also had packages of meat stuffed inside his shirt and a pork chop hanging out of the cuff of his left pant leg.

Mmmm, meat-stuffed shirts! The jokes practically write themselves!

Posted in Just Plain Odd

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