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April 9th, 2012

Crappy tweets

We here at the Ping don’t have an official Twitter account (by design or not? you decide!), but if we did, clearly we would make use of the new service, Shitter, which allows you to get a twitter stream custom printed onto toilet paper. And then we’d sell it. And you would buy it.



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