It’s common knowledge that when you want solid research done, you go to a 12-year-old. So when folks started wondering if the ice in fast food restaurant’s sodas was dirtier than toilet water, they called Jasmine Roberts.
Roberts found that “found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant’s contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant’s toilet water.”
As one brilliant commenter noted, “70,000,000 dogs can’t be wrong.”
(I should note that I’m particularly happy to be able to categorize this entry under both “Food & Beverage” and “Toilets.”)