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January 23rd, 2000

You named your child what?!

Here are some actual names that make you wonder exactly how much their parents hated them:

  • Gay Mount
  • Dick Heimendinger
  • Dee Lord
  • Peter Long
  • an OB/GYN named Dr. Beaver
  • a urologist named Dr. Penis (though not pronounced like the male member)
Some of them seem almost too strange to be true (especially the first two), but these are all first or second-hand. I have a feeling most people know at least one person with a “your-parents-must-have-hated-you” name or a name that’s especially appropriate for their occupation. Feel free to contribute yours… – ram

Posted in Just Plain Odd

Doc O'Debiegh November 18, 2007, 2:30 am

Ben Denover.

Ryan November 19, 2007, 4:02 pm

I don’t believe you.

Sharon April 14, 2008, 5:29 pm

My sister went to school with a girl named April May. ^^
There is a man at my job named Peter Y Peter.

Rachael August 29, 2008, 11:14 am

i know someone from primary school called Richard Nobs (Dick Nobs).
he would get paid out heaps now.

mike hunt March 29, 2010, 2:22 pm

My name…. and my boss, staff sergeant jack hoff, usaf
Weird office… my cousin, treasure hunt, done on purpose…

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