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February 3rd, 2000


OK, I’ve had it with e-names: E-card, e-trade, e-moneybroker, e-MDs, e-river, E-Classifieds, E-Pharmacy, E-Toys, E-Marketing. And quite frankly, i-names are annoying me, too: i-drive, i-Casino, i-Soft, I-Flowcorp, i-Planet, i-traffic, i-dentity, and perhaps the worst, i-Iman. And, yes, these are all actual companies.

First of all, there’s the obvious lack of creativity involved with the e- or i-names (it doesn’t take an e-genius to come up with them). This trend is even worse than the “let’s make up a word and let our business define it” trend that’s also quite popular these days (what exactly is a “Nuveen”?). But, at least with the made up words, down the road they don’t run as much risk of sounding antequated. Can you imagine 5 years from now how lame “E-Pharmacy” is going to sound?,, even are better (though iDrugstore and eDrugstore — both of which are taken — are not better). For God’s sake, marketing people, if you’re so concerned with “branding,” try coming up with something: a. relevant, b. that actually means something, and c. that won’t sound like a 2-year-old made it up. -ram

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FROM: Paul
DATE: Friday February 11, 2000 -- 9:13:00AM
I hope you know we're renaming this site to "The eDaily" very soon, Ryan.

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday March 20, 2000 -- 12:10:22AM
Methinks someone read my Ping.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Monday March 20, 2000 -- 12:44:42AM
Hm, interesting parallel there.

My two favorites from TV ads: UPS now delivers "e-shipments" and Southwest Airlines is a "symbol of e-freedom".


FROM: Robert
DATE: Monday June 26, 2000 -- 10:27:56AM
On line porn gives me an e-rection.

DATE: Wednesday July 25, 2001 -- 5:24:33PM

FROM: Robert
DATE: Wednesday July 25, 2001 -- 9:15:25PM
Thanks, compadre.

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:09:35 pm

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