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August 22nd, 2000

Lots of Really Neat Things I Don’t Really Need

If you own any of these things, tell me why I should/shouldn’t buy them.

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree. ($1). -pm

Posted in Technology

FROM: Ryan
DATE: Monday August 21, 2000 -- 11:09:14PM
The portable urinal should be number one on your list.

"Forget TiVo -- there's nothing like peeing on the go." (tm)

FROM: Robert
DATE: Monday August 21, 2000 -- 11:46:25PM
Stay away from the Monkees videos and wait for the New Monkees box to come out. That was a far superior show.

FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday August 22, 2000 -- 3:58:10PM
Let the music thunder, Robert. And don't turn it down. (Turn it up!)

FROM: dave
DATE: Tuesday August 22, 2000 -- 4:35:31PM
Are your toes really that stubborn that you need "heavy-duty?"

FROM: Huyen
DATE: Sunday August 27, 2000 -- 4:28:39PM
At first I thought you should get the portable urinal and then I thought, "Hey, he's a guy so he can just whip it out any time he wants, plus he gets to aim! All he needs is a bush." So you should spend your money on something else... I recommend the heavy duty toenail clipper- toenails are stubborn so it's advantageous to have such a handy (footy?) tool around. And DEFINITELY get the beans on toast sculpture (I'm an artist so that really appeals to my sense of aesthetics not to mention humor!)

DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:42:32 pm

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