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September 11th, 2012

My vow to my children

I vow with my entire being that I will never, ever tell my children that “this fruit is so sweet, it’s like candy!” Because, no, it’s not. Fruit is not like candy. Fruit is awesome, candy is awesome, but they are not the same.

Also, I will never call fruit “nature’s candy.”

However, I cannot promise that I won’t occasionally serve a fruit smoothie as a dessert.

Posted in Food and Beverage, Parenting

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