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October 24th, 2000

Befuddled

So it’s not Bedazzled because there’s no Liz Hurley, but the question is the same: if you were able to get seven wishes for selling your soul to the devil, would you do it? And if you did, what would you wish for? -pm

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FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 10:46:44AM
I already sold my soul to the devil and all it got me was the ability to appreciate Diet Dr Pepper almost as much as regular Dr Pepper. I'm disappointed, to say the least.



FROM: Tina
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 12:33:24AM
But what about appreciating the fine taste of piping HOT Dr. Pepper? Hmmmm, a delicacy indeed!



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 1:33:16PM
Hot Dr Pepper is HEAVENLY, and as such the devil has no control.



FROM: Ryan
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 1:43:35PM
Wow -- Tina wins the prize for best-tying-in-of-a-previous-Ping award! :)

I doubt I'd sell my soul to the devil, but if I did, I'd want something good out of it... "Oh, please, Satan, give me the fame of Brian Bonsall."



FROM: Paul
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 3:01:01PM
He certainly has had some career... from Family Ties to Star Trek: The Next Generation....



FROM: Robert
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 3:19:49PM
Bonsall was on TNG? Somebody call the devil and tell him I'm ready to fulfill my part of the bargain.



FROM: Matt
DATE: Tuesday October 24, 2000 -- 11:43:33PM
I thought you were going to say Brian Bonsworth



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DATE: Saturday January 1, 2005 -- 2:53:50 pm



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