Miscellaneous
- 02/1/2013: Sister cities (Ryan)
- 12/21/2012: Little Libraries (Ryan)
- 11/13/2012: Abandoned churches (Ryan)
- 10/10/2012: Gavin Newsom (Paul)
- 10/3/2012: Journal articles (Ryan)
- 09/29/2012: Personality types (Ryan)
- 08/21/2012: Library Tales (Ryan)
- 07/25/2012: The job I want (Ryan)
- 07/13/2012: Conversations with self (Ryan)
- 07/9/2012: The pop-up tea shop (Ryan)
- 06/19/2012: Classic NY Street Gangs (Ryan)
- 05/27/2012: Yahoo! Internet Buzz (Ryan)
- 05/9/2012: Fill in the blank (Ryan)
- 03/21/2012: Scruples (Ryan)
- 02/12/2012: Did you see the new Chrysler? (Paul)
- 02/5/2012: Swamp Cabin (Ryan)
- 01/3/2012: For your consideration (Ryan)
- 11/17/2011: The mesmerizing sky (Ryan)
- 11/11/2011: Creepy. (Ryan)
- 11/1/2011: Beggars’ Night (Ryan)
- 10/25/2011: Wal-Mart security video roundup (Ryan)
- 10/23/2011: More abandonment (Ryan)
- 10/15/2011: Abandoned (Ryan)
- 09/26/2011: Print Your Own Magnets (Paul)
- 09/3/2011: Puppy Loves Cat (Ryan)
- 08/2/2011: Electric Paper Airplane (Paul)
- 06/19/2011: Longform Content, for you (Ryan)
- 06/9/2011: Tick Tock Tick Tock… (Ryan)
- 05/31/2011: Not racist, but… (Ryan)
- 04/27/2011: Basset Mixes (Ryan)
- 02/21/2011: Retro Now Photography (Ryan)
- 02/15/2011: Trying hard to become a one-spacer (Ryan)
- 01/7/2011: Brooklyn Brainery (Ryan)
- 01/3/2011: New York Travel Tips (Ryan)
- 12/21/2010: How to Freak People Out in New York (Ryan)
- 12/3/2010: I miss mecawilson. (Ryan)
- 10/23/2010: Three Things I’m Kind of Getting Tired Of (Ryan)
- 09/7/2010: Library Fees (Ryan)
- 07/29/2010: Books vs Kindles (Ryan)
- 05/30/2010: Forced focus (Ryan)
- 04/12/2010: Comma Splices (Paul)
- 04/4/2010: Autographs (Ryan)
- 10/29/2009: Electricity or iPods (Ryan)
- 09/21/2009: A list of things that I don’t care about at all (Ryan)
- 07/5/2009: Funniest Stand-Up Comedian Alive (Ryan)
- 06/27/2009: HATER’S! (Ryan)
- 05/31/2009: Windy (Ryan)
- 04/17/2009: Lazy Ping: Word Association (Ryan)
- 04/13/2009: Micro-Hotels (Ryan)
- 03/7/2009: Sleeprunning (Ryan)
- 02/7/2009: Mortified (Ryan)
- 01/15/2009: Computer Art for Kids (Ryan)
- 10/27/2008: Places I Miss, Part 1 (Ryan)
- 09/9/2008: A List of People I Don’t Trust (Ryan)
- 08/20/2008: Professional Gourmet Bistro (Paul)
- 08/3/2008: No log on (Ryan)
- 07/13/2008: Go, Go-Moku, Pente (Ryan)
- 03/3/2008: Autographs (Ryan)
- 02/21/2008: Eclipse (Ryan)
- 01/23/2008: Undercover Cop Guy At Tower (Ryan)
- 10/25/2007: An Archaic Acronym (Ryan)
- 10/4/2007: What About Arial? (Paul)
- 09/12/2007: I Hate That BS (Paul)
- 07/23/2007: The Worst Possible News (Ryan)
- 07/11/2007: 7/11 Marriages (Ryan)
- 06/1/2007: The Rock-n-Roll Hotel (Ryan)
- 03/5/2007: 50 States in 10 Minutes (Ryan)
- 09/27/2006: Interestful (Ryan)
- 09/20/2006: Enough Wit’ Da Accents! (Paul)
- 08/26/2006: Dominoes (Paul)
- 08/16/2006: Freeze Frame (Paul)
- 08/14/2006: A F-Lock of Seagulls (Paul)
- 08/8/2006: Smells Like My Memory! (Paul)
- 08/2/2006: Good Coffee Shops (Paul)
- 08/1/2006: Flushable Diapers (Ryan)
- 07/20/2006: The BoRics Jingle (Paul)
- 07/16/2006: Overwhelming Cabinetry (Paul)
- 07/14/2006: Never Spammed (Paul)
- 07/5/2006: Half-sized sandwich bags (Ryan)
- 06/28/2006: Another in a Series of Gas Price Checks (Paul)
- 06/27/2006: Hell’s Kitchen (Ryan)
- 06/24/2006: So Hot, It’s Cool (Paul)
- 06/18/2006: My Dad and Mr. Wizard (Paul)
- 06/12/2006: Business Phone Design is Awful (Paul)
- 06/9/2006: Booking Travel is Exhausting (Ryan)
- 06/6/2006: Reply All (Paul)
- 05/30/2006: A Simple Alarm Clock Design Improvement (Paul)
- 05/22/2006: The Chicken Bowl (Paul)
- 05/19/2006: All Commercials Should Be Online (Ryan)
- 05/17/2006: American Idol 2006 (Ryan)
- 05/10/2006: Not Quite Organic… But Mostly (Paul)
- 05/5/2006: The Horrors of Harriet Carter (Paul)
- 05/3/2006: Stop Signs (Ryan)
- 05/1/2006: My new favorite (Ryan)
- 04/30/2006: In Up to His Fist (Paul)
- 04/23/2006: DCR (Ryan)
- 04/21/2006: Sesame Street Clips (Ryan)
- 04/20/2006: Dumbest Ping Newbie Tactics (Paul)
- 04/18/2006: Old Idents (Paul)
- 04/10/2006: Random Email From the Archive Day (Paul)
- 04/9/2006: Favorite Sesame Street Character (Ryan)
- 04/4/2006: So let me get this straight… (Paul)
- 03/30/2006: Steve Jobs Says… (Paul)
- 03/21/2006: Gamers Get Owned (Ryan)
- 03/19/2006: Another Family I Hate (Ryan)
- 03/18/2006: I Hate That Other Family (Paul)
- 03/5/2006: SUSAN (Ryan)
- 02/27/2006: I am psychic (Ryan)
- 02/8/2006: Buying a Car (Ryan)
- 02/2/2006: It’s Oscar Time Again (Paul)
- 01/27/2006: Ode to the Pennsauken Mart (Ryan)
- 01/26/2006: Side Choices (Paul)
- 01/23/2006: Ferries (Ryan)
- 01/22/2006: Chipotle DSL: A Review (Paul)
- 01/19/2006: A question (Ryan)
- 01/18/2006: Home Shopping Game (Paul)
- 01/11/2006: The Age Project (Ryan)
- 01/3/2006: Worst Rap Battle, Indeed (Ryan)
- 12/29/2005: Uuuugh! (Ryan)
- 12/26/2005: The Art of Retouching (Paul)
- 12/24/2005: TiVo Has Warped Me (Paul)
- 12/20/2005: The Chronic – What? – Cles of Narnia (Paul)
- 12/16/2005: The Mysterious Third Clementine (Paul)
- 12/4/2005: The Possessive Store (Paul)
- 12/1/2005: Wifi MP3 Car Decks (Ryan)
- 11/27/2005: Contemplating Zombies (Ryan)
- 11/21/2005: Terry ‘Motormouth’ Young (Ryan)
- 11/18/2005: Home Arcade Machine (Paul)
- 11/17/2005: Dueling Etch-a-Sketches (Ryan)
- 11/15/2005: The God Warrior (Ryan)
- 11/8/2005: Cookie Mongoloid (Ryan)
- 10/20/2005: No Receipt (Paul)
- 10/5/2005: It’s Illegal to Listen to CDs (Ryan)
- 09/29/2005: The Ping’s President in 2008 (Ryan)
- 09/28/2005: Oh Boy, Tires! (Paul)
- 09/15/2005: The Wizard of Oz (Ryan)
- 08/31/2005: ASCII Star Wars (Ryan)
- 08/21/2005: No Reservations (Ryan)
- 08/20/2005: Current TV (Paul)
- 08/19/2005: The Case Bookcase (Ryan)
- 08/18/2005: Bad Deals (Paul)
- 08/15/2005: Learning to Drive (Ryan)
- 08/11/2005: Road Food (Ryan)
- 08/10/2005: Words and Images (Paul)
- 08/2/2005: Twinkies (Paul)
- 07/31/2005: The Worst Censorship (Ryan)
- 07/22/2005: A Good Local News Channel Site (Paul)
- 07/9/2005: The ‘Go-Ahead’ Wave (Ryan)
- 07/6/2005: Time for Timer (Paul)
- 07/5/2005: The New Monkees (Paul)
- 06/22/2005: A Creative TiVo Suggestion (Paul)
- 06/20/2005: Instant Strip Mall! (Paul)
- 06/7/2005: Supper or Dinner? (Ryan)
- 06/1/2005: Clip-n-Seal: The Follow-Up (Paul)
- 05/28/2005: The Classic Computer Magazine Archive (Paul)
- 05/27/2005: BBS: The Documentary (Ryan)
- 05/25/2005: Which Doobie U B? (Ryan)
- 05/23/2005: Amazing. (Ryan)
- 05/21/2005: Sudoku (Ryan)
- 05/14/2005: Radio Radio (Paul)
- 05/7/2005: iPod is Now Officially a Household Word (Ryan)
- 05/4/2005: Eat Out Of Your Toilet (Paul)
- 04/25/2005: Best Products Architecture (Paul)
- 04/21/2005: The Birthday Times and The Future (Ryan)
- 04/13/2005: Clocky (Ryan)
- 03/29/2005: Furniture Delivery (Ryan)
- 03/25/2005: RSS Comics (Ryan)
- 03/21/2005: The Potty Party (Ryan)
- 03/15/2005: Odd Midol Commercial (Ryan)
- 03/13/2005: Newsflash: Jessica Simpson is actually a good actress! (Ryan)
- 03/12/2005: An Open Letter to Really Nutty Potential Condo Owners (Paul)
- 03/8/2005: Podcasting (Ryan)
- 02/19/2005: Where They Know Your Name (Ryan)
- 02/13/2005: You’re bored, what do you choose? (Ryan)
- 02/11/2005: Audioscrobbler (Ryan)
- 01/31/2005: Comics (Ryan)
- 01/27/2005: Eyes on the Prize (Ryan)
- 01/20/2005: Racial Discrimination in Sign Form (Paul)
- 01/14/2005: The Clip-n-Seal (Ryan)
- 12/28/2004: Crosswords and Search-a-Words (Paul)
- 12/26/2004: Reusing the Big Box (Paul)
- 12/25/2004: An Alternate 12 Days of Christmas (Ryan)
- 12/22/2004: Office Holiday Gifts (Paul)
- 12/10/2004: Mirror Clock (Paul)
- 12/5/2004: First Tape (Ryan)
- 12/1/2004: RoboDump (Ryan)
- 11/21/2004: What Every Restaurant Site Should Have (Ryan)
- 11/13/2004: Online Check-In (Paul)
- 11/9/2004: Under Armour (Ryan)
- 11/1/2004: Leptoprin Causes Messy Hair (Ryan)
- 10/9/2004: Good Dish, Funny Name (Paul)
- 10/8/2004: Motion Based (Ryan)
- 10/5/2004: Listening to Music (Ryan)
- 09/29/2004: To-Go Breakfast Bowls (Ryan)
- 09/28/2004: Best 70s TV Theme Song (Paul)
- 09/27/2004: Garbage Disposal Problems (Ryan)
- 09/17/2004: Classic Cells (Ryan)
- 09/13/2004: The Surreal Life Revisited (Ryan)
- 09/11/2004: The Garmin Forerunner (Ryan)
- 09/5/2004: Hurricane Drinking Game (Ryan)
- 09/1/2004: The Iron Blog (Ryan)
- 08/29/2004: The Strangest Thing You’ve Said To Someone Recently (Ryan)
- 08/22/2004: Online Pizza Ordering (Paul)
- 08/15/2004: Opening Ceremonies (Ryan)
- 08/11/2004: Aerial Photography (Ryan)
- 08/10/2004: Redbox DVD Rentals (Paul)
- 08/9/2004: Daily Drink Times (Ryan)
- 08/8/2004: Complimentary Mints (Paul)
- 08/6/2004: Digital Prints (Paul)
- 08/5/2004: Somewhat Unimpressed by Peapod (Ryan)
- 07/31/2004: Drive-In Theatres Return to New Jersey (Ryan)
- 07/27/2004: The Magical Flushing Toilet (Ryan)
- 07/5/2004: Porn for President! (Ryan)
- 06/30/2004: White Chicks (Paul)
- 06/13/2004: USPS Does it Right With Their New Shipping Station (Ryan)
- 06/2/2004: High Speed on the Highway (Paul)
- 06/1/2004: CVS Characters (Ryan)
- 05/27/2004: America Made the Right Choice (Ryan)
- 05/23/2004: The Digital Archive Project (Ryan)
- 05/3/2004: Screech on a Stamp (Ryan)
- 04/28/2004: Sno-Caps (Paul)
- 04/21/2004: The Longest Word (Ryan)
- 04/17/2004: 1by1 (Ryan)
- 04/7/2004: Blood Donor Begging (Ryan)
- 03/23/2004: The Official Sponsor of Everything! (Paul)
- 02/15/2004: Nexcare Bandages (Ryan)
- 02/9/2004: America was robbed (Ryan)
- 02/4/2004: The Warhol Collection (Ryan)
- 02/3/2004: NewEgg (Ryan)
- 01/22/2004: Caffeine (Paul)
- 01/17/2004: Glad Press ‘n Seal (Ryan)
- 12/31/2003: When will we be famous? (Ryan)
- 12/28/2003: Craigslist (Paul)
- 12/16/2003: Noteworthy Music (Paul)
- 12/12/2003: You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out! (Paul)
- 12/11/2003: Annoying Christmas Ads (Ryan)
- 11/23/2003: First Computer (Paul)
- 11/21/2003: How Lego Bricks are Made (Paul)
- 11/7/2003: Awful Album Covers (Ryan)
- 11/6/2003: The Best Thing Ever (That I’ll Never Buy) (Paul)
- 11/2/2003: My Computer Doesn’t Like Me (Paul)
- 10/30/2003: Post a Photo, Get Fired (Paul)
- 10/29/2003: OrangeCD (Ryan)
- 10/15/2003: Magic Eraser (Ryan)
- 09/30/2003: ColorSmart (Paul)
- 09/28/2003: Separation of Glass and Mug (Paul)
- 09/21/2003: Last Memory (Paul)
- 09/19/2003: Terrible Halloween Costumes (Ryan)
- 09/18/2003: Water (Paul)
- 09/13/2003: Where are ya, Pac? (Ryan)
- 09/12/2003: Beer CDs give you goggle ears (Ryan)
- 09/5/2003: My search has ended (Ryan)
- 08/23/2003: Community Comparison (Paul)
- 08/18/2003: Pepsi Vanilla (Ryan)
- 08/10/2003: Bush Figure (Paul)
- 08/6/2003: Colorama (Paul)
- 07/27/2003: The Greatest Thing Ever (Ryan)
- 07/16/2003: They’re Taking Over! (Paul)
- 07/12/2003: Hamster Dance Still Exists (Paul)
- 07/9/2003: Coupons spoil me (Ryan)
- 07/3/2003: That’s not good… (Ryan)
- 07/2/2003: Do Not Call Registry (Paul)
- 06/28/2003: Octodog (Paul)
- 06/27/2003: Fashionable TP (Ryan)
- 06/21/2003: Roomba: The Review (Ryan)
- 06/20/2003: Hand Washing (Paul)
- 06/19/2003: Hallucinations (Ryan)
- 06/16/2003: Spike (Paul)
- 06/15/2003: Support our… what? (Ryan)
- 06/5/2003: Have you seen the ad… (Ryan)
- 05/30/2003: You Cowpuncher, You (Ryan)
- 05/28/2003: Target Food (Paul)
- 05/25/2003: Mmm… sweat (Ryan)
- 05/20/2003: You Know You’re A Mac Addict When… (Paul)
- 05/19/2003: Good Service (Ryan)
- 05/16/2003: MP3 Players are Quite Fantastic (Paul)
- 05/10/2003: Public Transportation Revisited (Paul)
- 05/8/2003: Plain (Paul)
- 04/26/2003: Loadstar Compleat (Paul)
- 04/10/2003: Logo (Paul)
- 03/11/2003: Re’poo’rting live… (Ryan)
- 03/5/2003: Insert unfunny ‘Holy _____!’ joke here (Ryan)
- 02/28/2003: Primer (Paul)
- 02/26/2003: Springtime Oreos (Ryan)
- 02/25/2003: There’s No Clean Like a USB Clean (Ryan)
- 02/21/2003: Car Ride Food (Ryan)
- 02/20/2003: Freedom Fries (Paul)
- 01/21/2003: Auto Relationships (Ryan)
- 01/16/2003: I’m Preferred! (Paul)
- 01/8/2003: Are online petitions worthwhile? (Paul)
- 01/5/2003: Kid-Free Things (Paul)
- 01/3/2003: Textured Vegetable Protein (Paul)
- 12/28/2002: Vampires in Malawi (Ryan)
- 12/18/2002: 50 Worst (Paul)
- 12/14/2002: Pac-Man v. Tetris (Paul)
- 11/9/2002: Freaky Old Guy (Ryan)
- 11/4/2002: Coke Pulled Me Over! (Paul)
- 10/25/2002: Referrer Advertising (Ryan)
- 10/23/2002: I was the jerk, and it felt good (Ryan)
- 10/21/2002: How do you butter your bread? (Ryan)
- 10/19/2002: DVD Profiler (Ryan)
- 10/17/2002: Kopi Luwak (or This Coffee Tastes Like Ass!) (Ryan)
- 10/6/2002: Premium Potty (Paul)
- 10/4/2002: The News be Illin’, Yo (Paul)
- 10/3/2002: Laundry Goes ‘e’ (Ryan)
- 10/2/2002: Telemouse (Paul)
- 09/18/2002: Headphones (Paul)
- 09/17/2002: Useless Fact of the Day (Ryan)
- 09/13/2002: Tasty Tunes (Ryan)
- 09/3/2002: E-mail ‘Sackable’ (Ryan)
- 09/2/2002: Inkjet Cartridges Cost Too Much (Paul)
- 08/24/2002: The Internet Wedding (Paul)
- 08/21/2002: They’re Coming for Us (Ryan)
- 08/20/2002: Good Companies (Paul)
- 08/18/2002: Another Year, Another Strike (Paul)
- 08/12/2002: High School Novels (Paul)
- 08/11/2002: Cereal Spinner (Ryan)
- 08/9/2002: Attack of the Monkeys (Ryan)
- 08/2/2002: Dr. Fad (Paul)
- 07/29/2002: Dr. Lunch (Ryan)
- 07/22/2002: Cyberwings (Paul)
- 07/6/2002: Please Don’t Eat the Daisies (Paul)
- 06/27/2002: The Baseball Bunch (Ryan)
- 06/26/2002: The Wedding Movie (Paul)
- 06/22/2002: The Little Amtrak That Could (Paul)
- 06/21/2002: Does the i stand for ‘idiot’? (Ryan)
- 06/12/2002: I could write a book. (Paul)
- 06/10/2002: What’s in a Name? (Paul)
- 06/8/2002: Did The Butter Say Something? (Paul)
- 05/26/2002: Where’s My Burrito? (Paul)
- 05/21/2002: Electronics Changelog (Ryan)
- 05/14/2002: The Picture Every Heterosexual Male Star Wars Fan is Drooling Over (Paul)
- 05/4/2002: I Spy! (Paul)
- 05/2/2002: Which Comes First? (Paul)
- 04/20/2002: Kleenex Cover (Paul)
- 04/18/2002: McStalled (Paul)
- 04/16/2002: Blame Napster! (Paul)
- 04/15/2002: Tax Time (Ryan)
- 04/14/2002: TurboTax (Paul)
- 04/10/2002: Good Grips (Paul)
- 04/9/2002: Wave Twisters (Ryan)
- 03/30/2002: Laugh Out Loud (Paul)
- 03/27/2002: TechTV (Ryan)
- 03/22/2002: Congress Takes It Too Far (Paul)
- 03/16/2002: Basic Fun (Paul)
- 03/12/2002: Alex ”No Mustache” Trebek (Paul)
- 03/4/2002: Farklepimp (Paul)
- 02/26/2002: Best Quest Game (Paul)
- 02/24/2002: Omaha’s Best Pizza (Paul)
- 02/22/2002: Game Show Botch-Ups (Paul)
- 02/20/2002: No Names of the Year 2004 (Paul)
- 02/9/2002: Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (Ryan)
- 02/6/2002: XP at the Post Office (Paul)
- 02/2/2002: WWF Superstars Ice Cream Bars (Paul)
- 02/1/2002: Chocolate Poop (Ryan)
- 01/30/2002: Pool Hall Tunes (Paul)
- 01/29/2002: Office Depot: Oops (Ryan)
- 01/27/2002: Pay for Air?! (Ryan)
- 01/20/2002: A Hot Dog Program (Paul)
- 01/18/2002: Juicy Fruit (Paul)
- 01/16/2002: Music for Motion (Paul)
- 01/14/2002: When Pretzels Attack (Paul)
- 01/12/2002: Handicapped Spaces (Paul)
- 01/10/2002: Best Thing to Yell (Paul)
- 01/6/2002: Bill Kirchenbauer (Paul)
- 12/19/2001: Creative Nomad (Ryan)
- 12/15/2001: Segway v.s. Megway (Ryan)
- 12/7/2001: T.G.I. Appletuesdays (or Ruby Fridaybee’s) (Ryan)
- 11/6/2001: Wake Up Call (Paul)
- 11/5/2001: Simple, but Scary (Ryan)
- 10/30/2001: The Bane of My Existence (Paul)
- 10/19/2001: Christmas in October (Ryan)
- 10/8/2001: As If You Needed Another Reason… (Paul)
- 10/6/2001: The Bookstore (Paul)
- 09/29/2001: When Pingers Attack (Ryan)
- 09/25/2001: All You Ever Wanted to Know… (Ryan)
- 09/21/2001: Art Therapy (Ryan)
- 09/20/2001: Mmmm… brains! (Paul)
- 09/18/2001: The Meaning of Life (Paul)
- 09/15/2001: Talents I Wish I Had (Ryan)
- 09/6/2001: What is a Ping? (Paul)
- 09/4/2001: The End of the World (Paul)
- 09/2/2001: Starbucks Everywhere (Paul)
- 09/1/2001: Pingless Ping (Ryan)
- 08/30/2001: I just want something that works. (Paul)
- 08/29/2001: So Cheap… So Necessary (Ryan)
- 08/28/2001: Deep Deep Discounts! (Paul)
- 08/27/2001: Summer Bank Holiday (Ryan)
- 08/24/2001: Two (Paul)
- 08/23/2001: Organizers (Ryan)
- 08/22/2001: Insane Parent Posse (Paul)
- 08/18/2001: The Poison Pen (Paul)
- 08/12/2001: Fun with Etymology (Paul)
- 08/11/2001: Money Back (Ryan)
- 08/10/2001: Corey H (Paul)
- 08/7/2001: Daily Ping Pong (Ryan)
- 08/6/2001: Cooling Off (Paul)
- 08/5/2001: Did you hear that the world might implode? (Ryan)
- 08/4/2001: The Walla Walla Traction Company (Paul)
- 07/30/2001: The Daily Nip (Paul)
- 07/26/2001: The Burning Question (Paul)
- 07/20/2001: Where Quality and Comfort Meet (Paul)
- 07/13/2001: Friday the 13th (Ryan)
- 07/12/2001: Farrell’s (Paul)
- 07/10/2001: Yankee Doodle Dandy (Paul)
- 07/7/2001: The Pains of Upgrading (Ryan)
- 07/4/2001: Dresses Good Enough to Eat (Paul)
- 07/3/2001: What Makes a Good…? (Ryan)
- 07/2/2001: Great Roadsigns (Paul)
- 06/29/2001: Pronounce This (Ryan)
- 06/25/2001: Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook (Ryan)
- 06/24/2001: More Fun With Credit (Paul)
- 06/22/2001: Big Time (Paul)
- 06/17/2001: Route 322: Eternally Under Construction (Ryan)
- 06/15/2001: Yellow Pages: Dial M for Molasses (Ryan)
- 06/12/2001: The Five and Dime (with Food) (Paul)
- 06/5/2001: Phone Talk (Ryan)
- 06/2/2001: Ring! Ring! Ad! (Paul)
- 05/20/2001: Things I Love About AOL (Paul)
- 05/6/2001: Prayers in the Workplace (Paul)
- 04/29/2001: Spam-n-Scam (Ryan)
- 04/26/2001: A Bit for My Non-Existant Stand-Up Comedy Routine (Paul)
- 04/25/2001: White Noise (Ryan)
- 04/23/2001: Ten Princesses (Ryan)
- 04/13/2001: Signon Says (Ryan)
- 04/12/2001: Signs Seem Silly (Paul)
- 04/11/2001: Signs of the Apocalypse (Ryan)
- 04/10/2001: Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs (Paul)
- 04/9/2001: Sure Signs of Spring (Ryan)
- 04/8/2001: Finally… a good unified IM client! (Paul)
- 04/5/2001: Bigfoot (Ryan)
- 04/4/2001: 404s on 4/04 (Paul)
- 04/1/2001: Gimme a Brain Transplant (Ryan)
- 03/30/2001: Ten Best Things to Do at 6:18am (Paul)
- 03/27/2001: I Am King of Everything (Ryan)
- 03/26/2001: The Boy Who Cried… Something (Paul)
- 03/25/2001: Poor Wrestling Gimmicks (Ryan)
- 03/24/2001: Dad (Paul)
- 03/22/2001: Discovering New Music with the Net II (Paul)
- 03/20/2001: Discovering New Music with the Net (Paul)
- 03/18/2001: Bad Movie Promotions 101 (Paul)
- 03/10/2001: I shot the shepherd (but I did not shoot no deputy) (Paul)
- 03/7/2001: Hong Kong Hilarity (Ryan)
- 03/6/2001: Snow Big Deal (Paul)
- 02/24/2001: Welcome to the dry stretch! (Paul)
- 02/20/2001: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (Paul)
- 02/16/2001: Disney’s Chicago Adventure (Paul)
- 02/13/2001: Personality Test (Ryan)
- 02/11/2001: Internal Decapitation (Ryan)
- 02/8/2001: Stock Photography Descriptions That Make Me Laugh (Paul)
- 02/7/2001: Dream signposts (Ryan)
- 02/4/2001: The Reading Spot (Paul)
- 02/3/2001: TVEyes (Ryan)
- 01/31/2001: A Limerick (Ryan)
- 01/30/2001: Job cuts galore. (Paul)
- 01/29/2001: EyeVision (Ryan)
- 01/25/2001: Guilty. No, innocent. No, guilty. (Ryan)
- 01/24/2001: Typewriters (Paul)
- 01/23/2001: (Cl)ass is in Session (Ryan)
- 01/17/2001: Painful Words (Ryan)
- 01/10/2001: The nifty new PowerBook (Paul)
- 01/9/2001: Ouch (Ryan)
- 01/8/2001: Welcome Back, Freakylinks! (Paul)
- 01/4/2001: Big, impressive words (Paul)
- 01/2/2001: The FCC and LPFM (Paul)
- 12/24/2000: Good as Gold (Paul)
- 12/23/2000: Lack of Facts of Life (Ryan)
- 12/22/2000: Just call him Mr. Clean (Paul)
- 12/21/2000: Is Santa Real? (Ryan)
- 12/20/2000: Banktastic II (Paul)
- 12/15/2000: Atomic Books (Ryan)
- 12/12/2000: Is anyone worth $252 million? (Paul)
- 12/10/2000: A Moment of Silence (Paul)
- 12/5/2000: The Holiday Season (Ryan)
- 11/28/2000: Cable’s coming… (Paul)
- 11/27/2000: Spirituality Quiz (Ryan)
- 11/24/2000: Purchasing Day (Paul)
- 11/21/2000: The VA State Seal (Ryan)
- 11/17/2000: Public Transportation (Ryan)
- 11/13/2000: The Hollywood Net (Ryan)
- 11/12/2000: TiVo (Paul)
- 11/3/2000: You Can Put Your Weed In It (Ryan)
- 10/31/2000: Mischief Night (Ryan)
- 10/24/2000: Befuddled (Paul)
- 10/21/2000: Patently Unique (Ryan)
- 10/16/2000: Headlines from a Parallel Universe (Paul)
- 10/1/2000: Ethics: Separate the Conjoined Twins? (Ryan)
- 09/30/2000: Give a Baby Away, No Questions Asked (Paul)
- 09/28/2000: Stuck-in-car-for-a-day Baby (Paul)
- 09/24/2000: Surge Protectors & Fargo (Paul)
- 09/21/2000: MC Stephen Hawking (Ryan)
- 09/15/2000: Give Me My Paperclips! (Ryan)
- 09/14/2000: The Mad Minute (Paul)
- 09/10/2000: There Goes The Neighborhood (Paul)
- 09/5/2000: Hints from Heloise (Ryan)
- 08/30/2000: The Miracle Liquids (Paul)
- 08/28/2000: WebVan’s cool! (Paul)
- 08/23/2000: Progeria (Ryan)
- 08/9/2000: So You Wanna… make something of it? (Ryan)
- 08/3/2000: Lazy Flashbacks (Ryan)
- 08/2/2000: The King of Comedy (Paul)
- 07/18/2000: When Diapers Attack (Paul)
- 07/15/2000: Henry Lee Lucas (Ryan)
- 07/14/2000: divine interVentures (Paul)
- 07/13/2000: Scalding Idiots (Ryan)
- 07/12/2000: Darva Conger (Paul)
- 07/4/2000: American History MM (Paul)
- 06/27/2000: Final Meal (Ryan)
- 06/26/2000: Son of 5 Favorite Pings (Paul)
- 06/25/2000: 5 Favorite Pings (Ryan)
- 06/16/2000: Ted L. Nancy (Paul)
- 06/15/2000: If I Were to Steal Something… (Ryan)
- 06/12/2000: Riding with The King (Paul)
- 06/9/2000: Senior Pranks (Ryan)
- 06/6/2000: Cuba: ‘Free Medical Training’ (Paul)
- 06/4/2000: It’s time to parent again II (Paul)
- 05/27/2000: Murder at Wendy’s (Ryan)
- 05/26/2000: Metallica v. Napster Arguments (Paul)
- 05/22/2000: Paul Looks at Men’s Magazines (Paul)
- 05/18/2000: PTV (Paul)
- 05/16/2000: I hereby declare a new unit of measurement. (Paul)
- 05/10/2000: Mattel v. MattL (Paul)
- 05/6/2000: The Brunching Shuttlecocks (Paul)
- 04/21/2000: Today in Stupidity (Ryan)
- 04/19/2000: Dark Passage (Ryan)
- 04/18/2000: Wacky Packages (Paul)
- 04/12/2000: Mungo Park (Paul)
- 04/11/2000: DISH and DISHPlayer (Ryan)
- 04/8/2000: The O’Reilly Factor (Paul)
- 04/4/2000: It’s time to parent again. (Paul)
- 03/30/2000: Equality in Construction (Paul)
- 03/19/2000: Dr. Weil (Ryan)
- 03/17/2000: Heaven has come to earth (Ryan)
- 02/25/2000: The Story About Ping (Ryan)
- 02/18/2000: Gas Prices Stink! (Paul)
- 02/13/2000: Morbid Thought of the Day (Ryan)
- 02/10/2000: 2000 Apathy (Paul)
- 02/2/2000: Christopher Reeve (Paul)
- 01/30/2000: Theme Restaurants of Tomorrow (Paul)
- 01/29/2000: What a World We Live In (Ryan)
- 01/28/2000: Fixing NASA (Paul)
- 01/26/2000: ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ (Paul)
- 01/25/2000: Home prices (Ryan)
- 01/22/2000: Freebies (Paul)
- 01/21/2000: I scare myself (Ryan)
- 01/19/2000: Stupid Marketing Idea #537 (Ryan)
- 01/12/2000: Mergers are the way of the 00s. (Paul)
- 01/11/2000: As John Stossel would say… (Ryan)
- 01/10/2000: The Bulls are scaring me. (Paul)
