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September 22nd, 2001

You sat on my goldfish!

Toilet seats. You know them. You love them. You sit on them. So… why not spice up your rear and sit on a fish or two? If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, go sit on brass tacks. Or just cut it out.

Life is to [sic] short to have an ugly toilet seat, but they say nothing about wide toilet seats – so treat yourself to one. I’ve gotta tell you, there’s something nice about the Round Twilight model – I believe them when they say it’s got long lasting comfort.

If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some reading to catch up on…. -pm

Posted in Toilets

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