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December 22nd, 2001

A Message to Gwen Stefani

Gwen: you can’t sing. You can’t. What you call singing? That’s a combination of talking loudly and screaming. You can’t sing. So, I ask that you please stop what you call “singing” – and for that matter, stop doing it as a “special guest” on the works of others.

I believe that if you stop singing, there will be peace in the middle east. That is all. -pm

Posted in Television, Movies, and Music

Andrew April 18, 2007, 9:30 am

Can you all sing you nobs? Gwen can definetely sing, if you are not in to her music then don’t listen to her. Try listening to songs other than the ones you are ripping off and you will hear her the range of vocals she is capable of.

Em August 22, 2008, 3:11 am

“Can you all sing you nobs? Gwen can definetely sing, if you are not in to her music then don’t listen to her. Try listening to songs other than the ones you are ripping off and you will hear her the range of vocals she is capable of.”

I wish I was a nob.
And the fact that imitating someone and failing to sound like them doesn’t necessarily mean that they possess a greater vocal prowess than the imitator. I could try and sound like the fellows from Locust or the Blood Brothers (both of whom screech like molested barn owls– not that I expect you to know who either of them are), but my failure doesn’t mean that they’re better than me.

Gwen x May 10, 2012, 4:47 am

Hi. This is Gwen stefani and I don’t care about what y’all say. I do what I want.

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