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January 14th, 2002

When Pretzels Attack

Not that I take pity on the pain of others, but… well… this made me laugh. It’s not nice. I know it’s not. But I laughed. Out loud. A lot.

Do you think the pretzel was a terrorist? Or a terrorist infiltrated a bag of Rold Golds and inserted this evil pretzel?

After all, pretzels are an American favorite, having probably arrived on the Mayflower back in 1620. Today, pretzels are the second most popular snack behind potato chips. You can buy them online, or use them as teaching tools. Truly, over the past 400 years pretzels have proven that they aren’t bad. They aren’t evil.

All of this negative hubbub over pretzels is unnecessary. Eat a pretzel today – they’re a tasty treat, and deserve your attention. Just remember to chew the things! -pm

Posted in Miscellaneous

FROM: Matt
DATE: Monday January 14, 2002 -- 12:35:07 pm
That is funny you should say that pretzels may have arrived on the Mayflower. Did you know that the Bush families roots in the United States can be traced back to a Mayflower arrival?
Bush has truly showed his colors as being in touch with about 95% of american males from this incident. Pretzels and football, is there anything better?

FROM: Robert [E-Mail]
DATE: Monday January 14, 2002 -- 8:46:43 pm
Fajitas and poontang are much better.

FROM: fresh
DATE: Monday January 14, 2002 -- 10:11:16 pm
man can this guy get shitted on anymore? they wrote a book on him titled something like 1001 stupidest things bush has ever said. one ive heard. i hope now that i am president humans and fish can peacefully co-exist. what the fuck!?! man one person im glad im not George Bush Jr. Oh yea didnt he also ruin a oil company?

FROM: fresh
DATE: Monday January 14, 2002 -- 10:11:56 pm
sorry bout the swears but when on a subject like this one i believe they are needed

FROM: snaily
DATE: Saturday September 10, 2005 -- 4:55:16 pm
cursing bush is an exception. that is always accepted:-)

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