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July 24th, 2002

A Presidential Backdrop I’d Like to See

On recent speeches, President Bush has been using textual backdrops to further bolster his popularity. Phrases such as, “PROTECTING THE HOMELAND” appear in large letters behind him, as if to remind us what he’s doing this for in the first place.

I’ve come up with a backdrop I’d like to see, though:

It's true.  You know it is.

Voila.

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