Birthdays are wonderful. They’re one’s own little holiday, custom-made and complete with cake. So, I want to mention two birthday laws I’ll pass if I’m elected President (in 2016):
You get the day off. Come on, the last thing anyone wants to do on his or her birthday is go in and work for at least 8 hours. So take the day off. And if you have a significant other, he or she gets the day off, too.
You get to do whatever you want for free. Within reason. If I want to go skydiving today, I can do that for free. If I want to go to the Signature Room (a rather ritzy restaurant on the 95th floor of the John Hancock Building), I can do that for free. Free beverages, sponges, Q-Tips… you name it. Free stuff.
Any other ideas? I think it’s time we really appreciated birthdays ’round these parts, don’t you?
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